Worth sharing

After Darth Junior and his mom left the couple sitting behind me began complaining to the server that folks who'd come in after they had already had their food. The woman wanted to know "what the problem was."

The server explained, "We're waiting on your eggs."

"Why," the mean customer huffed and snorted, "are we waiting on my eggs?"

The server smiled back and told her, "Because the chicken hasn't laid 'em yet."


True.