Disclaimer: Look, when you live on a boat it's practically impossible to enjoy a traditional Easter Egg Roll. Never mind the practical inconveniences, much less engineering an updated event (like trying to skip Easter Eggs, the way we skipped rocks at the beach when I was a kid; we're talking dire environmental concerns and heavy fines, too).This afternoon when you get home from church, instead of chucking poultry by-products around the landscaping and making a big stinking mess, tune in to The Malaysian Grand Prix at 1:30 PM EST on
SpeedTV.
I already
know who won so I won't let on and ruin the surprise.
