Sunday, August 31, 2008

A cool tool

Here's a neat item lots of this morning's sports fans can use. It's a calendar that automatically counts down the number of days left Till Next Year.

As of right now it's only 522,716 minutes before the 2009 season gets underway.


Check it out here.

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Miracles Spoken Here

I've heard Christ's miracles dismissed by folks who have a hard time believing that scripture means what it says.

Like, I've heard some believers suggest that Jesus didn't literally feed 5000 men (and their families) from a single basket of bread and fish, but that his preaching inspired people to share the food they brought hidden in their clothes.

I've heard others argue that Christ's resurrection was purely symbolic ... explaining that Christ's message- but not his human body- is what actually rose from the grave.

Their faith suggests Symbolism matters most.

But can you imagine people who were blind, lame or deaf standing around waiting for Jesus ... so he could lay on his hands and hook 'em up with a terrific and inspiring symbolic healing that proved he was who he said he was?

Wouldn't they all go home feeling enthusiastic and on-fire about how God had revealed himself through Symbolism to permanently change their lives?

-- -- --

Explaining away miracles in terms of legend and symbolism, albeit dismissing scripture, makes us feel more sophisticated and comfortable around non-believers.

Which is what happens every time our focus ignores God and we settle instead on Living Smooth n' Easy and insist that Me = Happy and Content.

-- -- --

Symbolism? Really?

In the first place, eye-witnesses were still alive who could've reputed the gospels' claim that Christ's resurrection was physical and real. Any of the 11 disciples, or any of the hundreds of witnesses scripture reported seeing Jesus alive after the crucifixion, could've stepped forward at any time and clarified for all posterity, "No, you don't understand. He's still dead, we only meant that Jesus' message is alive."

But that's not what happened. The disciples suffered and were martyred, rather than renounce what they had seen.

In the second place: imagine you were Martha, the friend who saw Lazurus raised from the dead, or that you were one of the lame beggars who walked home unassisted. Or that you were the parent of a blind person whom Jesus had healed.

Would it make any difference- or would it all be the same to you- if the miracle you'd seen happen to someone you loved was real... or just purely symbolic?

neighbor in the news

"Clark Rockefeller (born as Christian Karl Gerhartsreiter) is a man who appeared in media worldwide after allegedly kidnapping his daughter Reigh Storrow Mills Boss on July 27, 2008.

"On August 3, 2008 Clark Rockefeller was arrested in Baltimore, Maryland on charges of kidnapping and assault and battery after a week-long search. He had recently purchased an apartment there for about $450,000 under the name Charles "Chip" Smith.

"With the help of the owner of a local marina where Rockefeller had apparently kept a catamaran for the past nine years, FBI agents were able to lure him out of the apartment with a telephone call telling him the boat was taking on water. He was arrested as he left the apartment briefly before Reigh was safely recovered by authorities from inside."
-wikipedia

Friday, August 29, 2008

one of the most exciting events in TV history


South Carolina's 34-0 victory last night over NC State was amazing.

The Gamecock defense only allowed 138 yards and set up scores with two takeaways deep in NC State territory.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Crashing and Burning

Years ago, when I was flying regularly, I subscribed to a monthly NTSB safety newsletter that reported the findings of air crash investigations. I wanted to be a better, safer pilot, and hoped to learn something ex tempore - from the mistakes of others- that would help keep me alive.

What I learned was that most problems aren't mechanical, but mental. And that all too often fatal mistakes result from errors of judgment and expectation.

-- -- --

I was shocked at the number of fatal air accidents among corporate pilots, the total pros who have the safest safety record in the sky, that were precipitated by a single underlying event: their bosses were executives who, with full knowledge and awareness that their flight would penetrate deadly weather conditions, nonetheless wagged angry fingers and informed their pilot employees, "If you won't fly, then there's a hundred pilots waiting in line behind you who will."

With the sad result that pilots with decades of experience, professionals who knew better than to challenge thunderstorms or gamble against severe icing conditions, took off and flew their employers, their employers' families and everyone else on board, to their deaths ... rather than trust their own judgment and experience and choose to stay on the ground.

Saying NO to the boss was too hard. Walking away came with too many unknowns.

Those highly skilled, professional pilots ignored their own judgment and experience ... and lost their lives because the boss either had a dinner reservation in Denver that couldn't be missed, or box seats for the big game in Seattle, or simply didn't feel like spending another night in a hotel away from home. But that's what the boss wanted; that's what the boss expected.

You wonder how disasters happen, or maybe how priorities become so confused.

-- -- --

Studying a hazardous weather forecast at an airport in the safety of a pilot's lounge, even in the shadow of a tornado or the lightning flash of a thunderstorm, those pilots somehow still lost focus beyond Just shut up and do whatever it takes to keep your job ... it won't be that bad ...and you'll probably be OK.

They kept their careers intact ... and lost their lives in the process.

Because saying No to the boss was too hard.

I got a great view from my pew; don't change a thing

Why is it easier to think CHURCH is all about dressing up on Sunday mornings, sitting in the same pew, dozing off to organ music, looking down on sinners (and on congregations actually evangelizing the gospel) ... than it is to follow what Christ commanded?

My command is this: Love each other as I have loved you.
- John 15:12

A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another.
- John 13:34
If you love me, you will obey what I command.
- John 14:15

Preparation & Planning: defeated by Routine and Habit

I'd known for days the remnants of tropical storm Fay were heading this way. And that the precipitation was forecast to be heavy.

So yesterday afternoon, knowing the storm was sure to hit sometime after midnight, I mindfully applied a fresh coating of 303 Fabric Guard to all the pesky places where Calypo's 24-year old canvas is bound to leak.

And then completely forgot to zip the top shut before doddering off to bed.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Remembering all the times faith made me weak, ineffective and indecisive, or opened my life up to worry and distress

Nope, can't think of a single time.

Not one.


Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong.
- 1 Corinthians 16:13

Got Butter?

Space is always at a premium on a boat. Especially pertaining to my dorm-sized fridge. So I learned to forgo and do without certain luxuries ... like butter.

Sure it'd be great to know a stick's available when you need it, though butter usually goes bad before I get around to using it. But hold on to your waistline, because now there's a solution:

From New Zealand: Real Butter in a can. Why didn't somebody in the US think of this sooner?

Best of all is what you're already wondering: canned butter has a virtually unlimited shelf life.


Of course I don't actually spread butter on anything; it's used strictly and only when recipe-required.

Like, with popcorn and bagels. And french fries.

Other Canned Items I'd Like to See:
canned lettuce
canned western omelets
canned tuna sandwiches
canned french fries
canned cheesecake

Baby Dean


Meet Michael Dean Jolley.

Congratulations to DJ and Heather!

But it beats floating in Crisco

It's true: Calypso is surrounded by 6000 gallons of olive oil.


Workers with the state Department of the Environment and the city Fire Department plan today to flush a 2-mile stretch of sewer leading to the harbor after it was contaminated over the weekend by a 6,000-gallon olive oil spill at an East Baltimore business, authorities said.

While these agencies are involved in cleaning the spill, which leaked olive oil into the area around the Canton waterfront, city police were investigating the possibility that the leak was caused by a vandal who broke into the business and opened a valve on a container holding the oil, authorities said.
source: Olives101.com

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Whatcha readin'?

The Historical Reliability of the Gospels, by Craig Blomberg

Here's what I'm gonna do

"See, years ago I grabbed a pencil and wrote down a plan for my life. I listed all my priorities in order of their importance and included all kinds of details ... the career and paycheck I want, the size and style of house I'll buy, the make of car I'll drive ... even down to the height and hair color of the person I intend to marry. That's my plan for success, and I'm sticking to it!"


“If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.”


- Woody Allen

How can I forgive?

As believers we're taught to Forgive, but isn't there a limit to what we can forgive?

Do we "forgive and forget" ... as though nothing ever happened? Isn't forgiveness meant to be unconditional? But then if we forgive a child molester, does that mean we must allow that person to baby-sit our kids ... as if we've forgotten what happened?

What does forgiveness mean, really?

-- -- --

To forgive means:
- to grant pardon for
- to renounce anger or resentment against
- to not seek retribution or retaliation
- to absolve from payment

-- -- --

When Jesus had received the sour wine, He said, "It is finished!"* Then bowing His head, He gave up His spirit.
- John 19:30

*Greek tetelestai - "paid in full"

Monday, August 25, 2008

Paul's Occupational Interpretation

(satire)

-After 2000 years of haggling and fighting, could there possibly be one more
totally irrelevant issue for believers to argue over, disagree with, become factionalized and devisive about? Uh oh, I think maybe so ...


I was taught that the apostle Paul was a tent-maker, but I'm not so sure. See, I'm pretty convinced Paul was actually a sail-maker.

Sure I live on a boat, but that's not my only reason for being contrary to convention.


1. Take a look at the map and see where Tarsus is. Tarsus was not a desert community near a caravan trail with hundreds of nomads stopping by overnight, nor was Tarsus a resort community situated adjacent to the Fertile Crescent Campground or the Cilicia National Park ... the kind of places where people needed tents as they traveled.

Tarsus is on the ocean, and folks traveling the Med on ships needed sails.

2. Tents last a long time; sails do not. Thus, there's more demand for sails and sail-makers than for tents and tent-makers.

3. Paul frequently traversed the Med how? Walking? Camel-pooling? Did he hitch rides from passing chariots or tote a tent timeshare on top of his backpack?

Nope, Paul's choice was a sail boat. And if he was alive today, Paul wouldn't drive a minivan.

He'd choose a catamaran.

-- -- --

I hope the next national religious convention will make the critical Tents vs Sails issue an emergency priority and arrive at some kind of comprehensive interpretation, so local churches will know what their policy should be (and whether it's OK to fire their pastor for using a tent-friendly translation).

Besides, would you want your church welcoming those folks ... the kind who live in tents?


Don't have anything to do with foolish and stupid arguments, because you know they produce quarrels. And the Lord's servant must not quarrel; instead, he must be kind to everyone, able to teach, not resentful.
2 Timothy 2:23-24

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Sarcasm, Wrath, Impatience, Deceit and Condescension

"Of course I act like Christ because Christ thinks like I do, in every way. That not only proves I'm always right, but that I've always been right from the very beginning.

"It also proves God loves me more than you, because he's just like me in every way I can think of. So when I look in the mirror and start comparing, it's clear as my face that I'm better than you. Which I've also known all along."



Scripture doesn't teach that faith in Christ justifies our personal shortcomings and opinions, but that we're justified in the name of Christ and that we should try to live, and treat others, as he did.

Not like we want to.

When we identify ourselves as believers and yet continue to embrace what feels like our strengths ... our sarcasm and impatience with others when things don't perfectly suit ME, when we can't see that our willingness to use deceit and deception to trick others to get what we want is a sin, when we're obstinate that Nobody's A Better Christian Or Knows More Than Me and that makes me More Saved than you, or when we behave toward others as though You're a kook and a liar because you don't act like I think you should act and must not be a Christian after all ... well then I wonder, are we trying to model ourselves like Christ, or trying to model Christ to fit us?

-- -- --

Christ is our example ... and Christ knew from the beginning who would betray him. But does scripture mention that Jesus was ever sarcastic, wrathful, impatient, deceptive, or condescended to Judas?

No, and neither should we treat others- not anyone- in any way less than as Christ commanded.


And so we know and rely on the love God has for us.

God is love. Whoever lives in love lives in God, and God in him.
- 1 John 4:16


Value X, or Value Added?

Who are you, and what are you worth?

We like to feel we have self-worth because self-worth gives us self-esteem, but what's our worth based upon?

Is our worth based on a job or a degree, a haughty title or a salary that includes lofty perks and fringe benefits? Or are we defining ourselves according to the color of our new debtors' card, or our latest sexual relationship (especially the physical attractiveness of our "other"), or the car we're driving (this year) or according to the house (with a mortgage we're struggling to crack every month) and the upscale neighborhood where we live?

Ah, well ... a hundred years from now, what will any of those things be worth?

I like this quote, because my friend Jake cuts right to the point:

"Many people are trying to define who they are by a position or a title. Position or title will never satisfy your soul or define who you are. We must define ourselves by who we are in Christ alone."

-- -- --

The brother in humble circumstances ought to take pride in his high position. But the one who is rich should take pride in his low position, because he will pass away like a wild flower. For the sun rises with scorching heat and withers the plant; its blossom falls and its beauty is destroyed. In the same way, the rich man will fade away even while he goes about his business.
James 1:9-11

Love never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away.
- 1 Corinthians 13:8

Show me your ways, O LORD,
teach me your paths
- Psalms 25:4

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Bad Company

What would you say if I told you ...

I've got a friend who comes by at night on weekends and drills holes in the side of my house? (I live on a boat, so that would be bad)

I've got a friend who's constantly trying to set me up with his most recent ex-girlfriend?

That I've got another friend ... who can't help but dump her trash in the back of my truck every time she walks past?

Would ya wince and wonder What's Wrong with my friends ... or would ya maybe start wondering What's Wrong with MY Choice of friends?

Would ya have much sympathy if I started whining, and complained that (a) My boat's sinking; (b) My love life's just one loser after another; or (c) Everybody thinks my truck stinks?

Would ya wanna sit down with me and patiently try explaining why won't people act right and behave like they're supposed to?

Or would you tell me to get rid of "friends" and "relationships" who add unnecessary complications, grief and confusion to my life?

Like oh, duh.

-- -- --

Do not be misled: "Bad company corrupts good character." Come back to your senses as you ought, and stop sinning; for there are some who are ignorant of God—I say this to your shame.
- 1 Corinthians 15:33-34

Deep Impact

According to folks more smarter than me, Karl Barth was one of the most important Christian thinkers of the 20th century.


Wikipedia hints that Barth gave Calvinism a big kick in the pants:

"Barth's doctrine of election involves a firm rejection of the notion of an absolute decree. In keeping with his Christo-centric methodology, Barth argues that to ascribe the salvation or damnation of humanity to an abstract absolute decree is to make some part of God more final and definitive than God's saving act in Jesus Christ. God's absolute decree, if one may speak of such a thing, is God's gracious decision to be for humanity in the person of Jesus Christ."

I don't know anything else about him, except that these quotes make me think Barth had a gift for plain-speaking, plumb pure and simple:

- "Jesus does not give recipes that show the way to God as other teachers of religion do. He is Himself the way."

- "Belief cannot argue with unbelief, it can only preach to it."

- Once a young student asked Barth if he could sum up what was most important about his life's work and theology in just a few words. The question was posed even with gasps from the audience.

Barth just thought for a moment and then smiled, "Yes, in the words of a song my mother used to sing me, 'Jesus loves me, this I know, for the Bible tells me so.'"

What's on your mind- really?

Ever feel uneasy about your life's direction? Ever wonder what's gonna happen next, or why things keep going wrong ... or whether some overlooked, uncrossed t is gonna show up without an invitation and absolutely ruin your whole week?

Or is worrying about Me ... the un-dotted, unfulfilled i ... an irritation constantly festering in the emotional background?


If that is how God clothes the grass of the field, which is here today and tomorrow is thrown into the fire, will he not much more clothe you, O you of little faith? So do not worry, saying, 'What shall we eat?' or 'What shall we drink?' or 'What shall we wear?'

For the pagans run after all these things, and your heavenly Father knows that you need them.
- Matthew 6-30-32

Consider it pure joy, my brothers, whenever you face trials of many kinds, because you know that the testing of your faith develops perseverance.
- James 1:2-3

Though you have not seen him, you love him; and even though you do not see him now, you believe in him and are filled with an inexpressible and glorious joy, for you are receiving the goal of your faith, the salvation of your souls.
- 1 Peter 1:8-9

Friday, August 22, 2008

Just look what I've done

Man, I've done so many bad things ... there's no way God could ever forgive me. How can I be sure he loves me, and that I've been forgiven?


Some sins seem to stick like glue, don't they?

No matter what we've read in scripture or heard in sermons, when we're all alone, sometimes the past arrives with a punch that leaves us staggering with a painful, nagging doubt about ourselves ... Wow, what kind of person would do that? ... and cause us to look at ourselves and feel, not "left behind," but left out.

I'm talking about the sins that seem permanent, inescapable and irredeemable.

Except that God's grace is eternal ... and his love is bigger than any of our doubts. Paul had persecuted Christians, but after seeing Christ on the road to Damascus his life changed forever, and he would later write:

Here is a trustworthy saying that deserves full acceptance: Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners—of whom I am the worst. But for that very reason I was shown mercy so that in me, the worst of sinners, Christ Jesus might display his unlimited patience as an example for those who would believe on him and receive eternal life.
- 1 Timothy 1:15-16

-- -- --

Christ never said, "Look backwards and there shall you find me."

Instead he promised, "Take my yoke upon you and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. For my yoke is easy and my burden is light."
- Matthew 11:30

In him we have redemption through his blood, the forgiveness of sins, in accordance with the riches of God's grace that he lavished on us with all wisdom and understanding.

- Ephesians 1:6-8

Give thanks to the LORD, for he is good;
his love endures forever.
- 1 Chronicles 16:34

Sometimes I amaze myself


Tonight I fixed a problem.

The starboard (right-hand) speaker at Calypso's helm didn't work; the problem turned out to be a bad connection at the CD player.

Aren't you impressed?

It was dark by the time I had the solution worked out and when I was finished, almost as a reflex, I glanced up at the nighttime sky (weather is important when you live on a boat).

Shoot. There's some big stuff- galaxies that dwarf the Milky Way- hanging up there in the sky.

Things so big and amazing I can't even pretend to understand.

-- -- --

We have doubts and feel so overwhelmed about the circumstances of our lives that we'll lie awake nights yearning to simply have more control, make ourselves sick worrying about the big WHAT IF issues, that we'll buy best-sellers, consult today's newspaper astrology forecast, talk over our problems with any stranger who'll listen, start a new diet, hire a personal trainer, go out bar-hopping or binge-drinking for "relaxation because I've earned it" ... whatever it takes to quiet the doubt inside and just make us feel better about ourselves.

-- -- --

Even with the nighttime sky there to remind me, the idea that the Creator who made everything from nothing loved me so much he was willing to be born on earth as a man with the sole purpose of dying in my place seems amazing. But then God's awesomeness is more than amazing: It's incomprehensible.

Just look at the sky.

God is total, complete, unqualified, infinite and perfect Love.

-- -- --

Understanding Christ's love sometimes seems impossible because it's so vast and complete that I know I've done nothing to earn or deserve it.

And then to remember all he asks- that we love and follow him- is even more amazing.

-- -- --

Sometimes I amaze myself for protesting Yeah but, right now you're just getting in my way and holding me back from what I wanna do.

When feeling humbled, ashamed of my selfishness and unworthy of his sacrifice- would describe my position in the universe, down to the last atom, better instead.

Technoid News

1. Look Ma, no wires
When Nikola Tesla tried, I thought scientists had said delivering electricity wirelessly was impossible. But now it seems Intel has developed the technology to do it.

2. I know a hot product when I see one
Uh oh. Looks like overheated iPod Nanos have been blamed for 3 fires.

3. She's virtually real
I noticed this video mentioned over at avclub.us ... and can't help but wonder what's coming next.

Life On A Boat: part 37

- from today's "On Friday, For Fun" Department:

The first question folks like to ask when they find out you live on a boat is often, "How do you go to the bathroom?"

The quick answer is "Like everybody else." The proper yachtsman's answer might be "I'm sorry, but boats don't have bathrooms, they have heads" ... although I know neither response adequately addresses their curiosity.

What inquiring minds want to know is, "Where does it go when you go on a boat?" and the answer is: To be legal and respectful of the environment, Calypso's head flushes into a 20-gallon polyethylene holding tank.

So how do you know how much is in your tank so you've still got room left to go?

Well, about a month ago I installed a SensaTank monitor that lights up with staggered LEDs to let you know well in advance when your tank's getting full.

What happens when the holding tank gets full? It gets pumped out by a big vacuum cleaner contraption. The pumper has a huge hose with a nozzle that fits into a "deck fill" outlet on your boat.

The marina has a self-serve facility at the gas dock where you can pull up & pump out your own (it takes about 15 minutes), or you can call The Pump-Out Boat for slip-side service.



The devil's in the dockside details Department: one person living aboard a boat full-time requires a pump-out about once every 6-8 weeks. On the other hand, I've seen 100-ft houseboats with 90-gallon holding tanks and five people aboard that had to be pumped out every week.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Blue Horizons: follow-up



I created this image in PhotoShop to show the relative size of Blue Horizons, compared to Calypso.

The Blue Book aboard Blue Horizons

Yesterday afternoon I got invited to take a quick tour of a charter yacht, Blue Horizons, that's moored here at the marina. I especially enjoyed seeing the walk-in engine room ... which has more room than my entire boat. Lots more.



Oh, and she has an elevator, too. Really.

This is the galley (which also has more room than my entire boat). Under the cook top on the right is a dishwasher; it's all one unit. Neat.


Here's the master cabin:


You can see more photos here, and take a video tour here.

I couldn't help but ask about fuel economy. At full speed (22 knots/25 mph) she burns 100 gallons of fuel per hour. Normal cruise speed (8 knots/9.5 mph) sips a mere 18 gallons per hour.

Thanks to Captain Marty for the tour, and for his patience in answering my questions.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Know Your Hymns

Thanks to my friend Misty in Alabama for passing this along:


A few hymns for those who speed on public roads:

45 mph....................God Will Take Care of You

65 mph....................Nearer My God To Thee

85 mph....................This World Is Not My Home

95 mph....................Lord, I'm Coming Home

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

The Body: not the buffet, not the feedbag

Someone challenged me recently, "Do you know what a pastor's most important job is?" I was sure I didn't know the answer I was about to hear and that I would hear it anyway, so I shook my head No.

The answer came as an antagonistic accusation: "A pastor's only job is to feed the flock."

I said, "Is that scriptural?"

This person leaned back in his seat and crossed his arms. "I don't know where, but I'm sure it's in there somewhere."

-- -- --

The third time he said to him, "Simon son of John, do you love me?"
Peter was hurt because Jesus asked him the third time, "Do you love me?" He said, "Lord, you know all things; you know that I love you."

Jesus said, "Feed my sheep."

- John 21:17

-- -- ---

I don't believe Christ meant that his church should sit down every Sunday morning at a big spiritual Lazy Susan while the poor pastor runs back and forth from The Church Country Committee Kitchen to the serving table to make sure every member of the congregation has all their needs met because that was his calling.

I don't believe Christ taught that it's the preacher's job to make sure the flock waddles out of the pews at 12:01 PM fat n' happy ... thanks to the preacher's sweat and labor. I don't believe the pastor is the church's butler, their hired hand, their whipping boy, their Mr. Fix-It ... or even their Genie In A Bottle, either.

I don't believe for one minute that scripture teaches anything like that.

-- --

In those days when the number of disciples was increasing, the Grecian Jews among them complained against the Hebraic Jews because their widows were being overlooked in the daily distribution of food. So the Twelve gathered all the disciples together and said, "It would not be right for us to neglect the ministry of the word of God in order to wait on tables.

"Brothers, choose seven men from among you who are known to be full of the Spirit and wisdom. We will turn this responsibility over to them and will give our attention to prayer and the ministry of the word."

- Acts 6:1-4

In other words the disciples knew that the church, which Christ intended to be his body on earth, had many members, with different talents and gifts- and each member ... not just the pastor- was called to play a participatory role.

Not that each member was called to stumble around dazed and disconnected in a pasture all week, waiting for a church bell on Sunday mornings to signal it's time to run to the altar in time to be fed.


For by the grace given me I say to every one of you: Do not think of yourself more highly than you ought, but rather think of yourself with sober judgment, in accordance with the measure of faith God has given you.

Just as each of us has one body with many members, and these members do not all have the same function, so in Christ we who are many form one body, and each member belongs to all the others.

- Romans 12:3-5

Let the peace of Christ rule in your hearts, since as members of one body you were called to peace. And be thankful.

- Colossians 3:15

Wired

Two developments today: first, I got my computer back from Dell's repair shop.

Second, I took a deep breath this morning and replaced Calypso's factory battery selector switch with this neat combiner from Blue Sea Systems. It's designed to work with one engine and two batteries; I did the connections to work with two engines, two batteries and an automatic battery combiner for charging.

"The new E-Series switch isolates your Start and House battery circuits, preventing accidental discharge of the Starting bank and also protecting your electronics from engine starting sags and spikes. Ideal when combined with a BatteryLink Automatic Charging Relay or isolator, which will automate charging, while the new Dual Circuit Plus will simplify the switching."
- West Marine

In other words, no more waking up mornings in the middle of nowhere with two dead batteries after forgetting to switch from "Start" to "House" the night before.

Little things count.

Monday, August 18, 2008

product endorsement

I was siting at an "outdoor cafe" tonight when a girl walked by wearing a pink Hustler t-shirt.

A female friend confirmed, "She's about 12 years old."

The girl re-appeared in a couple of minutes, this time carrying takeout from the restaurant next door, and climbed into the passenger seat of a $70,000 biscuit-looking SUV and yep ... Mom was behind the wheel.

-- -- --

Wonder what Mommy's reaction woulda been if, say on the way home, her 12 year old Hustler-t-shirt-wearing daughter had asked her to stop at the corner convenience store ... so she could pick up a copy of the current issue.

It'd be illegal for the girl to buy the magazine.

But it was apparently perfectly OK with Mom if her daughter endorsed the product in public.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Take a timeout

Take a musical timeout from the world and share the joy of knowing our eternity is safe through Christ.


I am Free

Mighty to Save

The Noise We Make
(Drown out the enemy; TURN UP THE VOLUME)

ps. I love you ... and pray Christ reveals himself every day- in ways you'd least expect- throughout your week.

Pinball love

Yep, life has patterns.

Over the past month I've seen a remarkable number of folks ... both men and women ... undergo an even more remarkable number of love affairs and relationships.

Some of these "relationships" have lasted for several months, and some for just one night.

What's common is the aftermath and the disappointment, a helplessness and despair asking, "I can't stand this happening to me ... What keeps going wrong?"

Yet (and this is so common it's almost a rule), within a week, they're goo-goo-gaa-gaa "head over heels in love" because they've "met someone new."

The folks I'm talking about bounce from bedroom to bedroom ... you get the idea.

Their lives have a pattern.

None of these folks are believers, none of them sees anything "wrong" with their sexual habits or sees any reason to act differently or question their motives ... and everyone of them will argue to the point of violence that they're in total control of their lives. And that they have a right and deserve to be happy.

They just can't seem to figure out what keeps going wrong.

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Need for fame, need for fortune, the need that keeps me empty

Don't you know that You are a shooting star
And all the world will love you just as long
as long as you are
- Shooting Star
Bad Company





What you need is the love that lasts.

the damage done

Whoa is me, I'm so miserable and suffering so much ... nothing seems to be working; I think I'll buy a best-seller or get a prescription.


We live in a great country. We have so much freedom and opportunity that we feel every misfortune is a personal affront and an injustice ... and demands an immediate remedy.

Just so we can be happy.

We think about refinancing our mortgages to honor our bank commitments; we can't sleep at night thinking of schemes to shuffle our credit card debts to repay our student loans- and buy a new car; we're convinced God doesn't exist because we're single and sad, sitting at home on Friday nights watching either HGN or the Sci-Fi Channel, instead of lounging around feeling appreciated like we deserve.

We profess our faith on Sundays, but still conveniently overlook that we were purchased at a price.

Why do we act like we have the righteousness to even stand in the shadow of the cross, and tell Christ what we intend to do with our lives?

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Adulterous affairs & sexual liaisons? Gambling or gossip? Deacon, what about a porn addiction?

SHUT YOUR MOUTH--- that's my business buddy, so BUTT OUT.

No, I love you too much to ignore you.

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We think the damage we do to ourselves is our choice, so somehow it seems permissible.

Nope, it's not ... no matter what the eggspurds say on TV to sell books.

It's the enemy ... not God, not Christ and not Holy Spirit who's arguing inside your head that YOU DESERVE AND HAVE A RIGHT TO BE HAPPY ... and never mind the damage done.

Satan wants you to have everything you crave ... and every physical satisfaction think you deserve in life: really, he does.

But.

Satan does not love you so much that he was willing to be die on the cross in your place and offer you eternal life. Did Satan ever say he loved you ... unless it was when you were being tempted? Nope, the truth is that the enemy is the father of all lies ... and he hates you.

Could be that's why he thinks the damage done is nobody else's business.

Except his.

Crippled eyes, crippled spirit

Tonight I saw a young girl, she was probably 9 or 10 years old, walk across a sidewalk on crutches to drop a dollar bill into a street musician's jar.

Who can say she's crippled or defective? Who can look at her and say she's not "measuring up," that she's somehow "less", or that she needs to be labeled for the rest of her life?

Who can see inside her heart ... and look past their own?

If the church fits, wear it

-I want to visit a church in my neighborhood tomorrow; I'm wondering whether I have the right clothes to wear to "fit in." So I'll probably stay home and watch the Olympics instead.


Peter tried to incorporate Jewish customs and traditions into his faith because he wanted to "fit in"; Paul's letters contain frequent admonitions to believers who ignored their freedom in Christ and chose to honor man-made rules and traditions instead.

How much has changed in 2000 years ... except for our reasons for creating a church that makes us feel important and wise?

Why do we try to force-fit church to conform to our Comfort Factor? Why do we argue that Holiness must mean the very things that make us feel good and important about ourselves?

Does church exist for us, or are we living for Christ?

Thursday, August 14, 2008

I don't wanna

Hey, I think your AMAZING NEW BIG IDEA sounds sketchy. It scares us and frankly, we've never seen you do anything like that before.

Know what else? On a more personal level, I don't wanna. So why should we?


Jesus answered, "Are there not twelve hours of daylight? A man who walks by day will not stumble, for he sees by this world's light. It is when he walks by night that he stumbles, for he has no light."
- John 11:9-10

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

When rejection hurts ... a lot

It must've ... no, I can't begin to imagine.

When Mary reached the place where Jesus was and saw him, she fell at his feet and said, "Lord, if you had been here, my brother would not have died."

When Jesus saw her weeping, and the Jews who had come along with her also weeping, he was deeply moved in spirit and troubled. "Where have you laid him?" he asked.

"Come and see, Lord," they replied.

Jesus wept.

Then the Jews said, "See how he loved him!"

But some of them said, "Could not he who opened the eyes of the blind man have kept this man from dying?"

- John 11:32-37


Then Jesus said, "Did I not tell you that if you believed, you would see the glory of God?"
- John 11:40

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

But but but

Sometimes I wonder what we, as believers, believe ... and where we're willing to fudge.

Whether for convenience, whether to "get along," or whether we're willing to embrace whatever seems necessary to keep peace with the world ... is there a familiar point when our faith feels like an obstacle, a hurdle to get past ... a quiet issue that's "personal and private" ... and Compromise or Indifference becomes our witness, instead of Christ?

Be honest.

Do we really believe Christ never sinned- not one single time? Do we really believe the Son of God came to earth and loved us so much that he was willing to take our place on the cross? And that Christ really/actually/literally/no kidding rose from the dead not only to save us, but to live within those who believe?

But but but ... well sure, yeah ... but but but.

But but but ... who are we kidding?


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I wonder how many of us, when our private plans and agendas ... the pieces and ornaments of our lives ... don't fall perfectly into place according to our schedule, would confess to having doubts about how much they believe the gospel- or would admit to just getting by from day to day- uncertain whether Christ is really relevant in the 21st century- and live according to a I-Guess-Christ-Is-Real, I'll-Play-It-Safe-Just-In-Case faith ... and then get mad at God or give up when their prayers seem to go unanswered, and merely exist day to day with fear, frustration, anger, jealousy, envy and uncertainty controlling, dominating and containing their hearts?

And then wonder why God feels so absent from their lives.


"The man who says, "I know him," but does not do what he commands is a liar, and the truth is not in him. But if anyone obeys his word, God's love is truly made complete in him. This is how we know we are in him: Whoever claims to live in him must walk as Jesus did.
- 1 John 2:4-6


Do not love the world or anything in the world. If anyone loves the world, the love of the Father is not in him. For everything in the world—the cravings of sinful man, the lust of his eyes and the boasting of what he has and does—comes not from the Father but from the world. The world and its desires pass away, but the man who does the will of God lives forever.
- 1 John 2:15-17

Whoever has my commands and obeys them, he is the one who loves me. He who loves me will be loved by my Father, and I too will love him and show myself to him.
- John 14:21

your father's weather forecast is not local

Living on a boat makes THE WEATHER more real than 3D.

No matter what you've got planned for the next big holiday weekend, the sky (and everything that can come screaming and crashing down out of it) is infinitely bigger- and more permanent in its consequences- than the gas-burning fiberglass shell you call home.



'Today it will be stormy, for the sky is red and overcast.' You know how to interpret the appearance of the sky, but you cannot interpret the signs of the times.

- Matthew 16:3

Monday, August 11, 2008

Utter Frustration

What's the most frustrating thing on your life?

Dating? Paying bills? Waiting in line at the grocery store or trying to renew a license at the DMV? Working with your current boss and co-workers, and trying to make at least one of them see your point of view?

Or is the most frustrating thing trying to explain Why YOUR FEELINGS Matter to your significant other?

But then, what if you'd been one of the 11 disciples who saw Christ raised from the dead ... and tried to explain and convince others of what you had seen?




That which was from the beginning, which we have heard, which we have seen with our eyes, which we have looked at and our hands have touched—this we proclaim concerning the Word of life.
1 John 1:1

We did not follow cleverly invented stories when we told you about the power and coming of our Lord Jesus Christ, but we were eyewitnesses of his majesty. For he received honor and glory from God the Father when the voice came to him from the Majestic Glory, saying, "This is my Son, whom I love; with him I am well pleased." We ourselves heard this voice that came from heaven when we were with him on the sacred mountain.
- 2 Peter 2:16-18

I tell you the truth, we speak of what we know, and we testify to what we have seen, but still you people do not accept our testimony.
- John 3:11

When more than words are required

Earlier this year I went to court with a friend who was facing criminal charges pointing to three years in prison. Neither one of us knew what the judge would decide or what the outcome might be. Except the possibility that he might be led directly from the courtroom and disappear into prison for three years was gut-wrenchingly real and immediate.

Was it scary? I was there as a friend, as a spectator, and Yes it was scary.

And I simultaneously realized I didn't know how to be supportive and reassuring, or even comforting, without offering false hope or optimism. Tired cliches like "Keep a stiff upper lip," or "Prison's not so bad," or "You can do three years standing on your head" would only prove two things: first, that in crisis you can always depend on me to bottom-out with a cliche; and second, that no matter how much you're in pain, I'm never at a shortage for free advice, especially when I have absolutely no idea or experience with what I'm talking about.

This verse came to mind ... instead of any cheap advice or wisdom I could muster.


Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind and with all your strength.
- Mark 12:30

Sunday, August 10, 2008

I know a Christian when I (don't) see one

I found a friend willing to let me use this laptop while mine's awaiting a critical component transplant. In the meantime, thanks to my friend Fran for filling in; I hope to be back soon.

Also thanks to Brent Sears, recently returned from Malaysia, for his prayers, for his friendship, and for reminding me ...


Too often "Christians" try to define themselves and identify their faith by what they don't do.

"Christians don't drink, don't dance, don't listen to rock music, don't go to movies on Sundays, don't wear jeans to church, don't associate with sinners and don't smoke" (unless they're deacons).

Don't don't don't don't almost becomes a source of pride and a way of proving an "Us versus Them" superiority.

But what did Christ command that we do?


A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another.
- John 13:34

Friday, August 08, 2008

BlogosaurusREX!

Let's begin with a list.

1. Today is Friday! Yay! It has been a long week (and an even longer summer).

2. I'm hungry. For something sweet. Trip to the local bakery, anyone?





3. Blogging for Papa Ridgeback is the least I can do considering I used to come over to his beautiful Victorian home on McDuffie street, stroll into his kitchen, and help myself to his bagels and Diet Coke.

4. Let me add that my friend and I would also use the blender in his kitchen and not clean up after ourselves. I'd like to think I have grown up some since then. I guess you could say I was naive in one or two areas (anyone that knows me is reading this statement and going "Could be! Could be!")



Later Gaters



Summertime Playlist
Learning to Fly - Tom Petty
Won't Back Down - Tom Petty

Thursday, August 07, 2008

Around the Horn

This is a special guest post by FF. Papa is out of internet access but he is alive and well. I have spoken to him on the phone, so no worries. I was thankful to learn that although he has no internet access he does still have cable.

I'm really excited to be the author of this post since I quit blogging.
I'm a burnette again! I look fat in this picture, but it's just the shirt, I promise.

So, readers of Papa's blog, try to stay cool for the rest of the summer. I recommend turning your air down low, getting under a blanket, eating an ice cream sandwich, and watching reruns of "Bewitched" back to back for several hours. It's too hot to do much else, really.

On The Playlist

Paper Planes - MIA

Saturday, August 02, 2008

Preaching Hell-fire and Fear

I believe hell is a real place.

I believe hell is real because scripture describes hell as a place of eternal torment, and scripture doesn't contradict itself and neither does scripture lie.

Nor does scripture try to scare us into salvation, because God never said he means to scare or worry us into loving him.

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If you died tonight, do you know where you're going? Guarantee your eternal security right now with perpetual fire insurance: Brother, why not play it safe and make a decision to secure your future forever?

Is our self-interest and eternal comfort really what Christ's death and resurrection was all about?

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"Making a decision" to play it safe out of fear of being charred into a sin cinder completely ignores Christ's absolute, perfect love.

According to church tradition, 10 of the 12 disciples (excepting Judas and John) died as martyrs rather than renounce the resurrected Christ.

Pain avoidance wasn't the discples' Job One. "Playing it Safe" wasn't even a consideration ... because they realized beyond any doubt Christ was real ... and through their faith, he revealed himself in their lives and in their works.

Ignoring Christ and "walking down the aisle" just in case hell is real is nothing more than focusing on self-interest and pain avoidance.

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Does preaching hellfire and brimstone reveal Christ's love, or simply scare people into "playing it safe"? A faith based on fear and "following the rules" is shallow and self-centered, not Christ-centered.

Which could be why so many churches become arrogant and judgmental, locking their doors to keep their traditions and doctrines safe, even arguing among themselves, quarreling that church must be exactly what they say church ought to be.

Because they have no idea what Christ said church means.

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Hope based on "playing it safe just in case" is not hope based on Christ; it's doubt based on fear and self-preservation ... instead of hope based upon surrendering unconditionally to Christ, and living and loving one another as he intended.

Friday, August 01, 2008

Love without qualification

Sometimes well-intentioned church-going folks act like they've forgotten Christ didn't die on the cross to save the holy and the righteous, but to save sinners ... and that they were born into sin just like everyone (except Christ) else.

Some of us might like to argue otherwise, but none of us were born saved, none of us were saved by our smarts or by our righteousness, none of us inherited our salvation because we came from strict God-fearing homes, none of us negotiated a plan or worked out a deal with God or did anything else on our own to earn God's favor and skip past falling short.

And gasp ... none of us were saved by singing hymns, by wearing a suit to church or by memorizing Bible verses or by bragging about how much we tithe. Just like none of us were saved by not dancing, by condemning alcohol, or by refusing to shop or go to movies on Sundays.

Nobody earned salvation by ridiculing and pointing fingers at sinners, either.

Grace is God's perfect gift ... so why do so many believers act as though it's their birthright to distort Christ's love into their own doctrine of finger-pointing, suspicion and uncertainty?

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Self-righteousness, pride and arrogance cause us to lose focus on becoming more Christ-like toward others and to act, in our words and our deeds, like we deserved our salvation because of our own righteousness. Which is the same thing as professing we don't know Christ because we never needed him to begin with.

Treating unsaved people ... the folks we should be focused upon witnessing to ... with hostility or arrogance amounts to a faith that's indifferent to God's grace and Christ's sacrifice.

And indifference ... treating others as though You sinners can go to hell for all I care ... belongs beside hate as the opposites of Love.




On hearing this, Jesus said, "It is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick."
-Matthew 9:12

But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us.
- Romans 5:8

And this is his command: to believe in the name of his Son, Jesus Christ, and to love one another as he commanded us.
- 1 John 3:23