Just when you thought it was safe to go back outside ...

(humor)

I slept better at night knowing Capri Pants for Men never caught on, despite obstinate pressure from New York fashion gurus.

That's all changed ... cause I just found out there's something worse.

Much, much worse. That's right.

In case you haven't already heard, enjoy your first glimpse of Whale Pants for Men:

Kinda makes ya wanna reach for grand-dad's trusty ol' harpoon, doesn't it?

Tomorrow's Saturday, How far's the Pickens range from here? Playlist:

Bulls on Parade - Rage Against the Machine

ps. My hearing's shot, so the lyrics are unintelligible to my ears ... just as well.