Monday, February 02, 2009

Super Bowl re-cap

(football humor)

Before going any further, you gotta understand one thing first.

I'm just visiting Baltimore, but I ended up being here long enough to learn that no group of people on earth despise Pittsburgh the way folks in Charm City despise Pittsburgh.  I mean, if there's one thing here that brings people together, it's a shared contempt for P-burgh.  

So here come the jokes ... and Go Ravens!


Pittsburgh is the home of sports teams like the Pirates and the Steelers ... the only teams in America named for their city council.

Q: What's the only sign of intelligent life in Pittsburgh?

A: Baltimore: 245 Miles


Did you hear about the power outage at the Pittsburgh airport?

Forty Steelers fans were stuck on the escalator for three hours.







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