Sunday, April 22, 2007

Traditional Legalistic P&W songs?

Occurred to me this afternoon one reason why strict, legalistic traditionalist churches don't include any songs written much after 1799 in their services: because none praising or worshiping the same things they do have been written.

Can you imagine what the titles of strict legalistic traditionalist praise-n-worship songs might be like:

“Amazing Rules”

“Sing to the Stained Glass Windows”

“How Great Is Our Steeple”

“Your Faith’s Not Enough”

“For Am I Crucified in My Sunday Suit”

"Word of Deacons Speak"

"The Committee Reigns"


No wonder why none exist!

1 comment:

o.r.p. said...

..and instead of small groups, or study groups.. they'd have Gossip Groups!
..lol! Oh, wait..

--b ;-)