Stuff happens

Especially when you keep one eye clamped open.

You won't believe it. Heck, I was there and didn't hardly believe it. But the good news is,

There's pictures and video to prove it!

Hint:
"I'm still big. It was the laser that got small" and "Sweetheart that was PERFECT! Now let's do it again, and this time give me 17% more energy!"