Saturday, March 25, 2006

Have A Sweet Saturday

Thanks to Tom for passing this along ...


A Single Woman's Prayer

"Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart, and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

Amen"

---I've got about the same emotional depth as a kids' wading pool, but I've seen marriages that can be described this way: a Godly relationship with the right woman is like having a savings account at an emotional bank. With regular deposits and limited withdrawls, she's gonna give you a 500% return on your investment, with minimum monthly maintenance.

Now go out and do something especially nice. Not because you need to, but because you can.

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