So sex in marriage can't be sow n' sew?

Didn't guys used to own that old saw about needing to "sow their wild oats" before marriage?

But come on ladies, having 5 ... or 10 or 20 sexual partners before marriage doesn't come with a stigma (or label) attached any more, does it? Shoot, I've ever heard women explain their sexual habits according to the "take the test drive first" theory. So, sow, sew what?

So instead of taking test laps, I'd rather race from the driver's seat (doing the steering and the shifting myself) for the entire race ... instead of merely being another passenger riding along in the backseat, thank you very much.

-- -- You can't win races if you aren't passionate about driving -- --

Forget rationalizations like "Well, compared to girls like so-and-so" or "Times have changed" or "Lots of girls/guys are worse than me ..." or even "Numbers don't matter." Having casual sex (in any form, thank you Ms Lewinski) .... or using the excuse "I'm just getting some experience under my belt" or even daydreaming with mechanical curiosity about "I wonder what it would be like with so-and-so ..." are sew STOOPID. For girls and for guys.

-- oooh uh oh, he's standing on the gas coming out of the corner ----

Here's a CRAZY FANTASY: What about the idea of sharing all your sexual sewing (in all its intrigues) with one person ... forever? Like, with a person who's proven they've been worth waiting for - and feels the same way about you?

Or, since you've already absorbed all the sleaziness our profit-motived culture's convinced you must be "real life," does the idea of having just one sexual partner sound impossibly boring & dull? Do it? Does it?

Only for those so-and-so's stymied by an embarrassingly Spectacular deficit of Passion and Romantic uh, Imagination.