FROM: COMMITTEE TO ADVISE & REFORM SUNDAY MORNING SERVICE DRESS CODE
CC: WEDNESDAY NIGHT SERVICE DRESS CODE COMMITTEE
Dear Pastor,
We are pleased to announce that after three years of meetings and discussions, we have reached a majority opinion concerning an appropriate solution to the Dress Code dilemma pertaining to the Sunday morning service.
In brief, we have decided that the following sign shall be hung above the church door:
We're Full; Go Somewhere Else.
We feel confident that this solution best meets our requirements for preserving our church tradition, as well as our vision.
Sincerely,
Deacon Emeritus Steadfast
Do not forget to entertain strangers, for by so doing some people have entertained angels without knowing it.
- Hebrews 13:2
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