THINGS YOV'VE PROBABLY NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT:
-Can you cry under water?
-Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going?
-Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
-What disease did cured ham actually have?
-How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
-Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
-Hey DJ, why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
-Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
-Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
-Why is "bra" singular and "undies" plural?
-Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no human being would eat?
-If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
-If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
-Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
-Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
-Do you ever wonder why I started blogging in the first place?
Lembrete: Prática F1 hoje em 2:00 PM em Speed.TV
Friday's Disco Weekend in Sao Paolo Playlist:
Lady Zu - "Dança Louca"
Rita Lee - "Chega Mais"
Two Man Sound - "Disco Samba"
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