The 2 Silliest Things I Ever Heard

#1 is Evolution.

Darwin's 1859 theory that life gradually evolved from dirt into single cell organisms, then into monkeys and finally into human beings sounds like a bad sci-fi cartoon plot from the psychedelic 60s.

Evolution tells us that given enough time, dirt will turn itself into human beings. Evolution teaches that the least educated dirt created "supernatural intervention" to explain its existence. But since scientists have yet to irrevocably prove evolution by turning a single test tube of dirt into a bull frog, much less a human being, arguing in favor of evolution would seem to require a leap of faith bordering on the supernatural.

Until evolutionists show us absolute test tube proof, let's define "evolution" according to what it's been since 1859 ... a superstition.

The Second Silliest Thing I've heard is that atheism is not a religion.

Atheists argue that religion exists as a faith system because human beings are aware of the inevitability of death. Without the existence of a divine or supernatural Creator, therefore, religion was created by man to provide a description and explanation of what happens after death, and to define a conduct code consistent with continued existence in an afterlife.

Because not every faith system accepts the existence of a supernatural supreme being or an afterlife, those systems must simultaneously (1) identify Man as a potential supreme being, (2) deny the persistence of a human soul into an afterlife and (3) impose an internally-created moral code of behavior.

Let's go right down the list: atheism teaches that nothing happens after death because death is the end of existence, that since there is no God man is the supreme being, and that therefore every code of conduct created by men is potentially morally equivalent.

Sure sounds like the aetheist faith system is a religion ... so why do aetheists argue in favor of "separation of church and state" and then feel entitled to willfully and so vehemently impose their faith system, including the evolution superstition, on people of differing faiths?

Uh oh sorry, I gotta cut this blog short. I just saw Luke evolve into a chimpanzee, and we're still months away from my family reunion.