Somestimes A Smile Doesn't Hurt

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was
better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God
was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT!
I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two
hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They moused.
They e-mailed.
They e-mailed with attachments.
They downloaded.

They wrote reports.
They created charts and graphs.
They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than
hades.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly
flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured and of course, the
power went off.

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known
in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. Finally the electricity came
back on,and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching
frantically, screaming: "It's gone! It's all GONE! I lost
everything when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from
the past two hours of work.

Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he screamed. "That's
not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have
any?"

God just shrugged and said,
"JESUS SAVES"