-from the J. Peterman Owners Manual No. 64
Men’s Irish Cloak (No. 4033), our own respectful copy of the knee-length original found just off St Stephens Green; for making your appearance at the Abbey Theatre or intimidating headwaiters into recollecting that of course Sir you booked the best table in the house.
Pure melton wool, great flow and drape. Satin lining. Handcrafted, aged pewter fleur-de-lis clasp. One size fits all.
Color: Black.
Be prepared to declare where you stand on the burning issues.
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Sorry, but I couldn't do it. Just couldn't.
Must be the fine print describing how "One size fits all."
:-)
