Saturday, September 02, 2006

Shower Power

Somebody we know is looking for a new house.

There's no point mentioning names, but there's cause here for serious concern.

This person has just one criteria for his future-home selection: the shower must hold ten people.

I can't even imagine. Even Ken, who is frequently and popularly cloned, expresses distress.

Earlier tonight this will-not-be-named person ended our conversation by telling me, "Just think, within two weeks you could be living within walking distance from me."

After hanging up the phone, even running around the yard backwards at full speed while screaming at the top of my lungs for thirty minutes didn't help much.

Luke wants to know if DJ's new shower will hold 9 adults ... plus1 four-legged friend.

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