borrowed

-from the "Humor, Hopefully" Department:

Yesterday a friend's blog included a post titled 5 Weird Facts. Here's 5 of my own ...

- Sometimes I still count using my fingers
- I watch movies without ever knowing the characters' names (I gotta see faces to follow the plot)
- I get uneasy every time something familiar becomes "New & Improved! or Updated"
- Everything tastes better with Texas Pete
- I can't decide whether I'd rather have:
cat whiskers, or compound eyes
grasshopper legs, or twin USB ports for nostrils
my hair replaced with outdoor carpet, or feathers