-from the "News That'll Never Happen" Department:
God Uncertain Regarding Election Outcome
Expressing concern over latest primary results, Creator calls mud-throwing, name-calling and back-room intrigue His candidate's "best chance" for victory.
How can it be that you, my king, would die for me? -Therefore I will boast all the more gladly about my weaknesses, so that Christ's power may rest on me. - But by the grace of God I am what I am, and his grace to me was not without effect. - Whatever was to my profit I now consider loss for the sake of Christ.