Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Finally, a connection

-Whichever way the wind blows, there goes my wireless connection.

Haven't been able to log-on till now; I thought it must be the Flu, or something to do with BassMasters. Either way, the iPhone is already Absolete (my word coinage, meaning "absolutely obsolete"). Check out the HAMBURGER PHONE instead ... and make mine medium-rare:


The phone rings. You pick it up..."Can you hold on for a second? I'm on my hamburger phone. It's just like really awkward to talk on."*

Straight out of the blockbuster comedy Juno comes The Original Hamburger Phone, available to you online while supplies last!

Technically, this is a cheeseburger phone, not a hamburger phone. But you'll just call it your new best friend. The burger phone has the following functions:

  • Receiving a call
  • Making a call
  • Redial a call function
  • Tone/Pulse Switchable
  • LED In-use indicator
  • Molded plastic: bun, cheese, ground chuck patty
  • Size: 4" x 4" x 2 3/8"
  • Weight: 330g

Note: Do not eat the burger phone. Keep out of the reach of dogs born in Burger King parking lots and hungry young children.

*If you actually said this you'd be quoting Juno from Juno

Hamburger Phone 2008

FREE SHIPPING special:
Buy two or more burgerphones and get Free Worldwide Shipping.
Makes a great gift for a hamburger-loving friend! During checkout use the coupon code: FREE-SHIPPING

Standard Shipping Info
Domestic: UPS Ground 3-7 days $8.95
International: USPS Intl Air $12.95

Questions about your order? Comments, complaints, suggestions? Email us at:
support@thehamburgerphone.com

We accept PayPal, Visa, MasterCard, American Express, and Discover.

- Satisfaction Guaranteed -
Return your burger phone within 30 days for a full refund.

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