Let's Keep This Between Us, OK?

People send me e-mails by the dozens, wanting to know what AVCLUB.US means.

They want to know what the AVCLUB is all about.

Paraphrasing Jeremy Davies's great line from Solaris (2002): "I could tell you what AVCLUB is about ... but I'm not sure that would really tell you what AVCLUB is about."

The first rule of AVCLUB is Never Talk About AVCLUB.

The second rule of AVCLUB is What Happens At The Render Farm Stays At The Render Farm.

The third rule of AVCLUB is Ken's Coffee Has More Amp-Hours Than A Group 8-D Deep Cycle Marine Battery.