In this recent photo, wrestling promoter Marvelous Ken the Compositor (second from left) oversees a heated discussion concerning disqualification rules for an upcoming World Wrestling Championship Grudge Match between current undefeated Champion Jake "The Body Crusher" (second from right) and The Blue Book's own Papa "The Old Man" Bowlegs (right).
"The Body Crusher" had previously demanded that Papa, with his superior speed, strength, dexterity and overall ring generalmanship, be required to rassle the winner-take-all match with one leg tied behind his back to the opposite arm.
Referee Dennis (left) reportedly told Marvelous Ken, "Papa's always been known for rasslin' dirty, and breaking the rules every chance he gets. He's a bad man, not even human really, and I just hate to see a nice fella like Jake takin' any chances."
2 comments:
It's spelled "rasslin'"
That's it, I can see now you've gone over to "The Crusher's" side and added Jake to the AVCLUB alliance.
Now I'm demanding the steel cage, no time limit and no disqualifications.
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