Wednesdays is for Windows Vulnerability Issues

Here's this week's Windows Vulnerability Issues:

Critical

• MS06-040 - Vulnerability in Server Service Could Allow Remote Code Execution
• MS06-041 - Vulnerability in DNS Resolution Could Allow Remote Code Execution
• MS06-042 - Cumulative Security Update for Internet Explorer
• MS06-043 - Vulnerability in Microsoft Windows Could Allow Remote Code Execution
• MS06-044 - Vulnerability in Microsoft Management Console Could Allow Remote Code Execution
• MS06-046 - Vulnerability in HTML Help Could Allow Remote Code Execution
• MS06-047 - Vulnerability in Microsoft Visual Basic for Applications Could Allow Remote Code Execution
• MS06-048 - Vulnerabilities in Microsoft Office Could Allow Remote Code Execution
• MS06-051 - Vulnerability in Windows Kernel Could Result in Remote Code Execution

Moderate

• MS06-045 - Vulnerability in Windows Explorer Could Allow Remote Code Execution
• MS06-049 - Vulnerability in Windows Kernel Could Result in Elevation of Privilege
• MS06-050 - Vulnerabilities in Microsoft Windows Hyperlink Object Library Could Allow Remote Code Execution

Why The Blue Book Proudly Uses Windows Exclusively:
Windows Gives Me A Happy Face :-)

-People tend to think you're "artsy" if you use or have a co-dependent relationship with Mac (I think you know what I'm saying).
-If your PC doesn't work, you schedule an appointment with a repairman to resolve hardware issues. If your Mac doesn't work, you schedule an appointment with your therapist to resolve childhood issues.
-It's more fun showing people your actual work than it is showing them the coolest fonts ever on the cover of this month's Macworld.
-While 50% of all my Mac-owning friends call me with their technical issues ... they still tend to explore their inner-child issues here and in Mac-focus groups.


Laughter Is Good (ok, ya'll start laughing now).
The Blue Book is humbly greatful and saturated with benevolent devotion to all its readers, regardless of platform, and acknowledges that almost 30% of af ya'll are using a Mac.