Latest Poll Reveals Married Women Aren't Married to Men, After All - updated

I read the results of a new poll that made my hair curl:

56% of married women admit they would not marry their husband a second time
60% of married women believe their husbands have had affairs
36% of married women have had affairs
75% of married women have fantasies about other men

I don't know what conclusions we can draw about married women from the data.

But my gut tells me 75% of those men are little boys suffering from both short attention spans and a pitiful lack of commitment to Performance Being Job 1. And all the husbands represented in that poll need to find a church that teaches Christ Comes First In Marriage right away.