Simple How-To About Toe Stuff

A recent post here described some of the problems and dangerous complications you're likely to encounter using conventional clippers to trim toe nails, and asked for alternatives to this somewhat medieval instrument of torture.

Here's what works for me, based on a technique I picked up while suffering from tsetse fly delirium on the swampy, tick-infested shores of Lake ... well, it really doesn't matter where. Suffice it to say I can wear size 5 shoes now (if I want to).

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Come on, cut it out. You'll be sorr-rry-





























































Pepperoni added for dramatic effect. These toes are trained professionals: Don't try this at home. No animal toes were harmed during this film.